"The Greatest Nits" EP

by Sniffany & the Nits

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1.
Girl Factory 02:33
Room inspections, forced injections, Girl infection, under lock and key protection! I am safe because I know that he’s there, He checks my vitals with the utmost care. Girls locked in rooms and herded like cows, I’m bred for my meat, I’m milked like a sow. I want to be rescued! Press my ear to the door… I tremble in terror at footsteps in corridors. I didn’t hear anything, I didn’t see anything, I didn’t try to run, I promise I’m not anyone… It was just a holiday from The Girl Factory, A holiday from The Girl Factory!
2.
Horse Girl 02:07
Polos and sugar cubes, whip me so I move! Pull on my reins, I’m well trained Girls want to ride me, to run along beside me, Well-bred groomed mare, brush my pretty hair. I know that it’s wrong to whip me for so long. I’m a disgrace, I know my place, Clean up my poo, I’m devoted to you! Horse Girls, Horse Girls, Horse Girls! Horse Girls rule my world! Glue factory when I get too old. Bend my back until it cracks, Bend my neck until it snaps. I submit to you! I’ll do anything for you!
3.
Squelch and wade through it, Wet slurry, thick suet. We collectively outgrew it. You can’t go over it, you can’t go through it, Trough wet slurry and thick suet. I can’t wait to go for a swim, Open my window and dive right in! So drink your water and drink your oil And throw your salt into the soil. Soiled dress, spoiled earth, Spoiled earth makes for difficult birth and Rot…Rot…Rot...Rotten Tomato Planet!
4.
Bundled in his silk, a silly little fly, And I’ll treasure the seconds and count down until I die. And I know that he needs me, I want him to thrive, I want him to be happy more than I want to be alive. And I’ll prepare the dinner and I’ll satisfy his needs, I’ll try not to be too messy when he bites me and I bleed. I’ve never been welcomed, being swatted makes me cry, But I must look delicious being reflected in his eyes. Together, forever! When he holds me in his belly, my body turns to jelly. His eight arms outstretched… His eight hearts beat through his chest. And when my time is done, I’ll be his dinner for one. 5....4....3....2....1....and dinner is done! Before your food gets cold, before I’m ugly and old!

about

Introducing the deliciously demented SNIFFANY and her NITS. Clattering, ramshackle pogo punk fronted by the coolly sinister Nurse Sniffany. Is she here to cure you or torture you? Figuring out is half the fun. Infectiously catchy and putridly repulsive at once, this is the vinyl debut from this Brighton / London group featuring members of ARTEFACT, JOANNNA GRUESOME, the TUBS, the ESTATE AGENTS and more. Limited to 400 copies on black vinyl, housed in a full-color Risographed sleeve with a two-sided lyric insert.

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released April 27, 2020

Recorded by Matt Green
Mastered by Will Killingsworth
Art by Josie Edwards

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