"I’m Pretty Sure I Would Know If Reality Were Fundamentally Different Than I Perceived It To Be" EP

by Xylitol

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Dim the Sun 01:21
DIM THE SUN DIM THE SUN DIM THE SUN IMMA SUN DIMMA WANNA TURN THE HEAT DOWN YA WANNA DIM THE SUN MAN VERSE NATURE BEATDOWN YA WANNA DIM THE SUN SAPIENS WITH FATTY BRAINS MASS EXTINCTION, QUICHE LORRAINE SEND EARTH TO CONVERSION CAMP SQUEEZE IT INTO TOO SMALL PANTS YOU’VE GOT A FIX YOU HAVE A PLAN YOU’RE IN CONTROL YOU’RE A RATIONAL MAN! DIM THE SUN DIM THE SUN DIM THE SUN IMMA SUN DIMMA I’LL CORK UP THE VOLCANO PLUG UP THE BLACK HOLES! I’LL CAULK UP ALL THE FAULTLINES! I HAVE TOTAL CONTROL! I’VE GOT A FIX I HAVE A PLAN STRATEGIC BEAST I’M A RATIONAL MAN! DIM THE SUN DIM THE SUN DIM THE SUN IMMA SUN DIMMA
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DIDN'T CHOSE TO HAVE A NAME I WANT A REFUND LIVING IN A TWISTED GAME I WANT A REFUND ALGORITHM POLICE STATE I WANT A REFUND WHY CAN'T I JUST SUBLIMATE? I WANT A REFUND THE WORLD IS SHIT I WANT A REFUND SICK OF IT WANT REFUND EARTH’S A QUICK BURN CIGARETTE I WANT A REFUND NAZIS USE THE INTERNET I WANT A REFUND JUDGES FALL ASLEEP AT NIGHT CAN I HAVE A REFUND LIVING IN A BIG WEBSITE I WANT A REFUND THE WORLD IS SHIT I WANT A REFUND SICK OF IT WANT REFUND $7 CARROT JUICE I WANT A REFUND METADATA SEARCH BAR NOOSE I WANT A REFUND TALK TO TEXT TO FEMA CAMP I WANT A REFUND ENTIRE PHRASE “IS NOT A CRIME” I WANT A REFUND PHILIP K DICK ROBOT I WANT A REFUND FEELS LIKE IT’LL NEVER STOP I WANT A REFUND IMAGE BASED MYOPIA I WANT A REFUND DOPAMINE DYSTOPIA I WANT A REFUND THE WORLD IS SHIT I WANT A REFUND SICK OF IT WANT REFUND
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MINIMALISM DUMB HEAD FUCKER CONTENTLESS IDEA SUCKER THERE’S SOMETHING IN YOUR VOID EXISTENTIAL HEMORRHOID WE’RE TUNNELING HOLES YOU WORSHIP PLANS AND GOALS GOT AN AIR PLANT FOR A HEAD TRYING TO HARVEST OUR THOUGHTS INSTEAD YOU GOT NOTHING TO SAY YOU SAY IT ANYWAY THERE’S SOMETHING IN YOUR VOID EXISTENTIAL HEMORRHOID WE’RE TUNNELING HOLES UP THERE YOU WORSHIP PLANS AND GOALS JOHN CAGEY CHUCKLEHEAD YOU WON'T KNOW NOTHING EVEN WHEN DEAD YOU DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT NOTHING YOU’VE BEEN TOLD YOU’RE REALLY SOMETHING THERE’S SOMETHING IN YOUR VOID EXISTENTIAL HEMORRHOID WE’RE TUNNELING HOLES YOU WORSHIP PLANS AND GOALS YOU’RE A VULTURE YOU’RE A POACHER YOU’RE A VULTURE YOU'RE A
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BUGS IN MY MOUTH THAT MAKE ME WANNA KISS VALSALVA MANEUVER MAKES MY BLADDER PISS 180 BEATS PER MINUTE OBLIGE MY LEGS TO DANCE A SHARP BREEZE IN MY NETHERS PUTTING ON MY PANTS I KNOW FULL WELL WHAT I DO WITH MY TIME I HAVE FREE WILL SELF AWARE I’M NOT A MIME I HAVE FREE WILL BRAIN COULD BE MY LIVER I’M FLOATING DOWNRIVER I WEAR MY LEATHER JACKET STUFFED IN AN INCOME BRACKET BLUE DOT HERDS ME DOWN THE STREET I HAVE FREE WILL I’M LORDING OVER MY OWN MEAT I HAVE FREE WILL I KNOW FULL WELL WHAT I DO WITH MY TIME I HAVE FREE WILL SELF AWARE I’M NOT A MIME I HAVE FREE WILL I’M AN INDIVIDUAL I HAVE NEEDS AND WANTS I’M AN INDIVIDUAL COMPLETELY ORIGINAL THOUGHTS FEELING LIKE A CHAIR SITTING ON A CHAIR FEELING LIKE A CHAIR SITTING ON A CHAIR
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APOCALYPSE COMING THEY’RE PLANNING ON RUNNING TECHNOFEUDAL OVERLORDS TRYING TO LEAVE IN HOARDS THIS WORLD IS DYING THEY GAVE UP ON TRYING YA WANNA NUKE MARS ROLL OUT SOME LAWNS AND BARS YA WANT TO TRY TO SURVIVE AS IF YOU WERE REALLY ALIVE YA WANT TO LIVE FOREVER ETERNAL EMPTY LEISURE YOU’VE POPPED THIS WATERBED NOW YA WANNA LEAVE US FOR DEAD ALL THAT’S LEFT IS REVENGE LET’S MAKE OUR AMENDS DON’T LET ‘EM GO MAKE YA STAY FOR THE PUPPET DON'T LET THEM LEAVE DON'T LET THEM GO MAKE THEM STAY FOR THE PUPPET SHOW ONWARD TO DEMOLITION IT IS OUR NEW CONDITION INTERGALACTIC PUPPET MASTERS NO EXIT YOU’RE THE DISASTER
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Crazy Frog 01:17
LICKED OUT ON REALITY I’MMA CRAZY FROG DEMENTED BY NECESSITY I’MMA CRAZY FROG MELTED MIND SMASHED PANINI IMMA CRAZY FROG SAW YOU SUCKLE THAT KIWI I’MMA CRAZY FROG CAUGHT YOU SNEAK A GANDER AT ME THROBBING LOG AIM LOW, EMBRACE YOUR INNER TOAD, YOU WON’T BE SUCH A SOG ROTTEN WORLD’S A LOWLY PINTGLASS OF CURDLED EGGNOG LIVIN’ LIKE A PANTING LOONEY ABSOLUTE SHEEPDOG IMMA IMMA IMMA CRAZY FROG I AM I AM I AM I AM GOING HOG TWISTED TIGHT YOU’RE SUCKING SLURPING THIRSTY TO UNCLOG BLOW A FUSE GOT NUTTY WOBBLE DOWN INTO ME BOG WHY BE STARCHY LINEN APPLY THE CRAZY FROG LIQUIFY A PRISON RIDE THE CRAZY FROG QUIT WITH THE PLUCKED CHICKEN RIDE THE CRAZY FROG IMMA IMMA IMMA CRAZY FROG I AM I AM I AM I AM GOING HOG LICK ME LICK ME LICK ME LICK ME LICK ME DON’T CLICK ME BRICK ME KICK ME PLEASE FISH STICK ME

about

"I’m Pretty Sure I Would Know If Reality Were Fundamentally Different Than I Perceived It To Be." But are you? The long-awaited, long-in-production second XYLITOL record is finally here, a blast from the pre-pandemic past to remind us that we’ve always been precisely this fucked, whether we knew it or not. The Last Pogo Punks remain sufficiently mutated and as raging as ever while vocalist LORD GOAT cements her status as one the greatest punk lyricists of all time.

All proceeds from this record benefit Black Fem Defense, a Baltimore-based organization that makes self-defense tools and training accessible to Black queer youth. Limited to 440 copies on black vinyl in a Risograph printed sleeve of indeterminate color variations. Kill the collector scum in your head and please give generously.

credits

released September 4, 2020

Recorded by Captain Tripps Ballsington at High Command in Olympia, WA
Mastered by Amy Dragon at Telegraph Audio in Portland, OR

This is TSF-018

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